Being part of the cannabis culture in the 21st century means crossing off these from your stoner bucket list.
While all it takes to being a stoner is a joint or bong and some tasty weed, many of us end up doing extremely similar things. The stoner culture is filled with idioms, stoner memes and slangs referencing most of them, and most of us have probably crossed off most, if not all of the items on the stoner bucket list by the time we have learned to roll a cross joint!
For those of you that haven’t been smoking for too long, we give you some of our favorites, that we think, signal a smokers journey into the cannabis culture.
13 – Learn to Roll a Joint.
Learning to roll a joint is an important part of becoming a stoner. It marks a lifestyle change from only smoking joints when others roll, to having the freedom to roll one whenever you feel like it. If you prefer bongs or pipes, knowing how to roll is still essential, as you may have friends over that would prefer a jay. There are many ways to roll a joint by I enjoy Berner’s method.
12 – Smoke a Blunt.
An obvious item on the bucket list is to smoke a blunt. A blunt is simply a joint rolled with high quality marijuana and a cigar wrap instead of rolling paper. Some may find the blunt extremely harsh but trying one is a must as a stoner. Popularized by the likes of Wiz Khaliffa and Snoop Dog, the blunt will always be the rockstar of the cannabis world but comes highly debated.
11 – Smoke a Joint with Over a Gram of Weed In It.
Comically massive joints are a waste of weed, but every stoner has to roll one in their lifetime. Take a few King Size papers and stick them together creating a 4 or 6 paper joint. It may take a while to roll one of these bad boys and a few friends to help smoke, but a huge joint is essential part of every stoners bucket list. Don’t roll a $6000 joint like the people above and get it confiscated by the popo!
10 – Eat too Many Edibles.
Baking a batch of pot brownies and eating way too many is probably not exactly on your stoners bucket list but every one of us goes through it. Eating THC can take a lot longer for the effects to come on, and if you like most of us chances are you will eat too many your first time baking a batch. Warning: Side effects include 12 hours sleep and a weed hangover.
9 – Buy an Ounce or More.
Buying in bulk signifies you are no doubt a stoner. Buying in bulk is good and ultimately saves money if you smoking a lot. Be careful as most of us that buy in bulk end up smoking more. Try to keep your tolerance low by taking breaks in your smoking schedule or switch your smoking methods from joint to bong or vis versa.
8 – Try to Grow Your Own.
Every smoker has dreamt of growing their own trees and most stoners have crossed that off their stoner bucket list. Growing your own tree can be extremely time consuming, cost quite a bit of money and be extremely stressful to operate if you growing in a place illegally. Most stoners learn pretty quickly that it is often not worth the hassle and easier to buy your green.
7 – Get High On Your Own Supply.
Smoking something you grew yourself can be extremely satisfying and one for every stoners bucket list. Wether you grew only one plant with a few grams or a forest full of dank, getting high on something you grew yourself is the ultimate stoner reward.
6 – Try to Make Dabs/Hash/Cannabutter.
Wether it be bubble hash with ice and water or honey oil with butane, or even a simple cannabutter recipe every stoner has experimented at processing their weed into something stronger. More often than not, everything turns out great and everyone gets high… But do not over do it.
5 – Smoking a Dab.
Dabs are extremely potent. Some are up to 98% THC! Taking a hit of one of these needs to be experienced at least once by every stoner. Dabbing has become extremely popular recently. Especially with the emergence of new solvent-less methods of extraction. More often than not you will end up dabbing too much on your first hit.
4 – Go To Work/School Stoned.
Most stoners end up doing this all the time or have crossed this off their stoner bucket list. Remember to pop in some eye drops so that it is not too obvious. Act cool, calm and collected. If you are feeling overwhelmed take a bathroom break and drink something caffeinated to counter the effects.
3 – Have a Favorite Cannabis Strain.
A stoner bucket list is not complete without a favorite cannabis strain. There are 1000’s of weed strains to smoke. Once you find a favorite it shows you are a true stoner and your tastes have developed a liking for a particular flavor or high. Once you have found a strain you love do not neglect new varieties as it can help mixing it up to keep your tolerance down.
2 – Talk to The Police High.
Wether you like it or not, as a stoner, one day you will have to talk to a cop high. Remember to stay calm and not do anything silly. They probably do not know you high unless you give them a reason to think so. Only answer directly to anything they ask and do not speak when not spoken too. This is one you hope you don’t have to cross off your stoner bucket list, but most likely will have too more than once.
1 – Attend a Weed Legalization Protest.
Attending a protest to legalize pot is a must. Every stoner should be helping where they can in the effort to legalize cannabis everywhere. Smoking at the rallies gets you extra points. 🙂
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